A story

Tonight before putting Clara to bed, she was complaining about having to brush her hair tomorrow. I (Adam) told her that she could get a shorter haircut like her brother. She said, "But then I'd look like a boy." After giving this some consideration, she decided that she would like to look like a boy ... with earrings! She said, "Some boys wear earrings, I could too!" I told her she's not going to become a boy. She insisted that she'd like to be a boy with earrings, and then she told me that she's seen boys with earrings ... Any guesses where she's seen said boys with earrings?

At Granny's church!